ARE YOU A SLUG?
Unemployed? On the verge? Welcome to It's a SLUG's Life!
Scary how quickly one can transform from a productive worker and responsible citizen...
...to a Slovenly, Lazy, Unemployed Grownup, aka SLUG!
Been unemployed for a while now and think you have nothing to show for it? Well, don't sell yourself short... by now you've probably perfected the bed-to-sofa shuffle, the 7 PM shower, and can serve as a walking (or lounging) encyclopedia on reality t.v.! So you see, you've actually built up quite a repertoire of talents and didn't even know it. Even though t.v. has turned your brain into mush, it was also probably your saving grace - somehow your own life never seem so bad after watching the unending reality shows and media dramas unfold. Come on, would you rather be poor and unemployed, or rich but have to either pay out millions or submit to DNA testing to prove you're not the baby daddy?! Or, would you rather be poor and unemployed, or a rich, former pizza CEO who's the butt of "how dumb are you" and "inappropriate behavior" jokes and being laughed at by millions! All of a sudden your unemployed life seems pretty darn good, huh? Hopefully that lucrative job will finally come along, or unemployment benefits miraculously gets extended and increased, or you finally hit the big lottery jackpot! But if none of that happens, at least we know t.v. will always be there for us (unless we can no longer afford cable or even electricity to run our t.v.). No matter what happens, we can always count on a whole slew of reality shows and celebrity sagas to be there to make our own lives seem GREAT! |
And that's why there's It’s a SLUG’s Life. We don't analyze the economy, no blame games, no obscure terms and depressing stats to make you feel like a hopeless dummy. It’s a SLUG’s Life offers you a place just to hang out until you’re gainfully employed again.
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It's a SLUG's Life offers a reprieve. We're here to help SLUGs cope with unemployment through humor.
There are currently MILLIONS of sad and stressed out SLUGs out there who can probably use a little humor just about now. Hopefully this website can brighten your day and boost your depressed SLUG spirits.
It's a SLUG's Life was established to recognize and support all those who have experienced the traumatic experience of being laid off or fired. Let the job hunting begin, while the depression settles in. Let there be some laugther in a sad SLUG's soul!
If unemployment is a topic you can related to then you're probably in need of some laughs right about now, check out A Laugh a Day or better yet, get yourself a copy of The Book for SLUGs!
Enter the SLUG Contest and WIN a SLUG T-shirt, perfect attire for lounging on the couch for hours on end. |
We welcome any comments or questions, and would love to hear about your SLUG story! Contact us!